Do you want your home or business to look as if it was ransacked by thieves?

Ever felt the need to let a bunch of wild animals loose in YOUR treasured property?

Don't you just LOVE to pay for absolutely NOTHING but destruction, criminal damage, and yet MORE building work?

If the answer is "YES!" to any of these, look no further than Mr. Andrew Kear, self-titled builder and owner of SCAM company AK Property Renovation based in Redditch, UK! Working in conjunction with his louche team of lazy, feral children, this con artist is currently cashing in YOUR cheque whilst demolishing a perfectly good building at a location near you!

This simpleton, utilising his lone qualification in "Basic IT Skills" to his maximum advantage, makes a habit of LURKING on popular ad site Gumtree, soliciting YOUR HAND-EARNED CASH in order to squander the proceeds on booze and fags for his mates!

Think you're getting your property refurbished? THINK AGAIN! If you want a lazy team of wasters turning up after hours, treating your premises like a nuclear waste disposal ground, painting (or smearing?) God-knows-what over your walls, furniture & toilet doors, stealing YOUR property, putting in less than one week's work over two, and clearing off everyday after 3.5 hours of constant, ceaseless and unrelenting cigarette breaks, then you've found the RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB!

Like a true cowboy builder, Andy Kear will charge you £1000s upfront and insist payment is made in "instalments". A "tidy finish" is idiot-speak for turning your home/business/property into the equivalent of a SHELL, with live wires hanging out the ceiling, flooring unlaid, and skirting board nailed into the middle of the wall as an afterthought!

AK Property Renovation's website quite literally glosses over the fact that Mr. Andy Kear is owed TENS OF THOUSANDS of pounds by big companies who have refused to pay for his botched-up shoddy workmanship! Moreover, he has been overheard THREATENING those companies with criminal reprisals - do you want this to be YOU?!

AK PROPERTY RENOVATION IS a COWBOY BUILDING ENTERPRISE, headed by Mr. Andrew Kear of Redditch, Worcs! Covering ALL of the West Midlands & Birmingham area! Call 07971729519 and wait for the grunt! Remember guys, your days are NUMBERED too!

As the Dept. of Trading Standards have now been alerted to the full extent of AK Property Renovation's activities, get in there fast and call AK Property NOW in order to get YOUR property screwed up before it's too late!

Update:

AK PLASTERING SERVICES in Droitwich (web link: http://www.akplasteringservices.com) appears to be the SAME COMPANY as AK PROPERTY RENOVATION in Redditch, with the same contact number given (Andy Kear).

This jerry builder is well aware that people are onto him, so has come up with a few different company names and web URLs under which to promote his "services". Might bode well for Andy to find himself a new career selling timeshares in Magaluf.