Funnier than you know...

Even funnier then that.

We seem to be stuck in a time warp.

maybe that's the funny part?

Maybe that was the funny part?

Lol! I find it hard to picture you as a boy scout liddy.

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

Hehe, that was pretty good.

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China.

I got in a fight with my wife last night and it was totally my fault.
She asked me what was on the TV and I said: dust.
Didn't go too well after that.

Hey! You can't answer a question with a question.

Working in customer service sucks!People are so cold hearted and don't know how to be nice to anyone.Hello, didn't you all learn how to be nice and share in Kindergarten?Oh wait, I guess you didn't!Most of you who come into the fast food restaurant that I work at are so stupid and unreasonable.
NO, customer isn't always right!If customers were always right and got free food for every time a crew member makes a mistake, there wouldn't be fast food restaurants to cook for your lazy, fat asses.Businesses need to make money in order for the business to keep running.STOP trying to get free shit or making up shit because you don't have a life.YES, employees make mistakes and customers do as well.
It's like customers were raised by wolves and don't know how to treat people, don't know how to order and think they know everything.Unlike most of you, the people behind the counter have feelings and words hurt.Treat people the way you want to be treated!That saying is from Kindergarten.Unfortunately, most people seem to forget what they learned in Kindergarten.
Anyways, just be nice to be people cooking for you!Be nice to people period.I can't believe I have to tell supposedly "grown adults" this.
Feel free to post whatever you want!I won't be on here to read your comments though so don't waste your time telling me how stupid I am and all the unoriginal shit you all post.
For those of you who were raised decently and know how to treat people, thank you!

Oh and I went to college and received a degree so I don't need any "Well go to college and you won't have to work in this industry."There's this thing called a recession that occurred so many educated people lost their jobs.Just thought I would let you all know!
I'm also aware this is a lot of rambling.I don't need to be told that.You're not being forced to read it!
Goodbye

The OP won't be back to read comments and gave the go ahead to post whatever we want, so I'll put the thread to better use. I'll go first;

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?