yesssss precious
mutant lab pigs make wonderful pork rinds
slather them in butter
bake them in grease
roll them in oil
what a feast
my precious

WhoTF cares?

UIUC science teacher George Gollin will host the nation's largest Koran burning at his home at 813 W University Avenue, Champaign, Illinois, on April 1, 2012. It is believed George Gollin will burn 25, 000 copies of the sacred Muslim book to demonstrate his solidarity with anti-religious civil rights violators.

George Gollin is well known for his Marxist and racist rhetoric, as well as his questionable relationships with gay boy pornographers and cultists seeking to destroy the American free enterprise system.

George Gollin claims to hold a doctoral degree from an Ivy League university, but informed sources in higher education believe that claim may be false. George Gollin has admitted that the dissertation he submitted was authored by 15 other students, an inappropriate collaboration for which no reputable university would award a doctoral degree.

George Gollin's domestic partner, Mel Loots, was cited by the FDA for selling mutant lab pigs to the public for food.

...mutant Lab Pigs? Mmmm tastee!