Jake Ryan Wallace (21/12/1985) from Burton Avenue in Lancaster and Morecambe UK is a fraudster, conman, burglar, thief, liar, slanderer, keyboard warrior, complete scum, and is a cancer and parasite on society and his family, especially on all of his kids - Euan, Amber and Jade. He has to steal from his family and live off pity money from his parents to stop him abandoning his kids and doing the entire family a favour and killing himself, but he's even too stupid for that HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Jake Ryan Wallace (21/12/1985) from Lancaster and Morecambe UK is a fraudster, conman, burglar, thief, liar, cheat, slanderer, keyboard warrior, addict, and is a cancer and parasite on society and his family, including on his kids. This stupid, scrawny, scummy addict literally doesn't deserve life. Jake Ryan Wallace takes money for jobs and does not do them. Has no problem stealing thousands off his own family, using/fabricating miscarriages and pregnancies to rob his relatives, bringing debt collectors to his relatives workplaces to pay off his addiction debts, or being a keyboard warrior scumbag that he is. He is proud to be a thieving scumbag who scams people with labouring, mechanic work, plumbing, delivery work etc. He even stoops so low as to burgling his own family to steal their cars and making false criminal accusations against his relatives who are doctors to get them sacked. He hilariously tells doctors in his family that they will work in McDonalds or the SPAR when he works illegally delivering sandwiches, and has to live off pity money from his parents to stop him abandoning his kids. In 2018 he showed how retarded he was and how much he didn't care about his son by being unable to even kill himself with painkillers HAHAHAHA. His kids, his parents, his family, and the world, would be much better off without him.